Heart bleeds

Long after...

* the shrill talking heads turned silent
* a meek speech was mumbled
* a Deshdhrog's head rolled

..pain of hurt to a city whose attacked landmarks have personal memories & attachments will linger on.

Moon mission

I know this sounds cynical and insulting to our great scientists...

I would rather that the Indian government looks at the craters on the road I travel to work than worry about the geological composition of lunar craters.

How are you doing?

As yet another call began with an inane "How are you doing?" from the other end.

I muttered silently "If you find me on the road in a pool of blood, would you rush me to the hospital or worry about the upholstery of your car"

Three coffees one conversation

One said "I don’t invest in stock markets and keep money in fixed deposits, see I am insulated from all this chaos"

Other said "You should never look to time the market. You should buy at each fall and sell after you have reached your target gains"

I realized why they ask people to be silent at a funerals.

Retirement

Good thing about cricketers is not their million dollar bank balances, beautiful bollywood women in their lives, travel around the world.

It is their ability to retire when they have had enough of the job they are in!

Sloth

In TN people have கால்
In TX people have கார்

San Antonio

What do you call a place

* Hotter than Chennai
* More laidback than Pune
* As much public transport as Antartica
* More Mexican restaurants than Chihuahua...

Home without family!