Monday, April 20, 2009

American Village

No matter how much Middletown is a wannabe city..masquerading beneath the existence of Walmart, Macy's and the like, its a village that would make Bharathiraja put his hands together and start a movie with his patented "Yen iniya Tamizh makkalae"

Monday, March 02, 2009

TV News

When was the last time something you watched on TV helped you tide over a crisis or something that you watched on Discovery stuck to your cranium?

All middle class professional Madhavans of the world who chide housewives watching Mega-serials - you are no different.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Nobody knows anything

Conversations in the coffee machine used to revolve around

* Sachin's overseas average minus sub-continent vs Rahul Dravid's,
* Effect of flyover construction on traffic congestion or
* occasionally around the girl who filled coffee just before...

It seemed pointless then, but it has sunk to new lows with

* Capital adequacy ratio
* CDOs
* Exports as a percentage of GDP

One wants to scream..guys wash the cups, dry your hands and get back to work.

Monday, December 29, 2008

2008

Some call it annus horribilis...

It would be more appropriate for the world to call annus anus!

Monday, December 08, 2008

Heart bleeds

Long after...

* the shrill talking heads turned silent
* a meek speech was mumbled
* a Deshdhrog's head rolled

..pain of hurt to a city whose attacked landmarks have personal memories & attachments will linger on.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Moon mission

I know this sounds cynical and insulting to our great scientists...

I would rather that the Indian government looks at the craters on the road I travel to work than worry about the geological composition of lunar craters.

How are you doing?

As yet another call began with an inane "How are you doing?" from the other end.

I muttered silently "If you find me on the road in a pool of blood, would you rush me to the hospital or worry about the upholstery of your car"