August

I thanked someone who visits rarely for his August presence. He mistook it as an adjective!

iPhone 4

Apple holding iPhone 4 conference on Friday - Gizmodo; They will probably demonstrate how you should be "holding iPhone 4"!:P

Question for Steve Jobs

So you expect us to carry a $500 device to the rest room every morning?

Quip

In a meeting someone said "Don't talk to me when I am interrupting"! Despite the rudeness, just loved the line. :)

Short(end) story

I was about to write a witty line here but the boss swung by my desk and said.... Good Morning! That's where the story ended.

iPad

iPad is one apple gadget that doesn't kindle me!

Junk reading

From reading charming verse in printed books that left my eyes teary, I am down to consuming junk-reads online that leaves my eyes watery.