Thursday, June 07, 2007

What they dont teach at Business School

Have you noticed:

* When lost for words in a conference call, the Smart-Alec would collect his thoughts and start by saying "Oh! I never realized I was speaking to a muted phone"

* When Smart-Alec gets a company-wide mass mailer asking for some specific help, he would "Reply-all" knowing very well that the rest of the organization didn't reply as they don't care or they don't have a clue what it is it about.

* When Smart-Alec goes for a large group lunch at the office canteen, he would ensure that he is last in the line for buying coupons

5 comments:

Miss Iyer said...

lol, adding one more although not really something that they should have learnt in school

Smart-Alec would share an absolutely boring talk with a fellow smarty-pants and both would roar out laughing and you'll wonder what the hell the joke was all about :-/

~mE said...

lol so true

also smart-alec needs to know not all carry dictionary with them or use dictionary.com to read his mail...lol

Oracle said...

Miss Iyer,

I hate loud laughing smart-alecs too.

Me,

I am one of those dictionary types too :(

Gayathri said...

Haha!

Anu said...

Good ones Bala...I can almost imagine who you are talking about.